Doug’s #DougCars, Ranked:

Kinja'd!!! "gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun" (gbergey)
01/07/2016 at 20:34 • Filed to: #DougCar, Ferrari, Aston Martin, Hummer, Range Rover, Skyline, Doug Demuro

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1. Aston Martin - because ASTON MARTIN

2. Range Rover - Carmax warranties, the gift that keeps on giving!

3. Ferrari 360 - would be lower if not for seeing Doug strap a small TV in a large box onto the roof. Bonus points for monkey

4. Lotus Elise - British sports car with no AC and internal trim pieces falling off? Brilliant!

5. R32 Skyline - eh. I’d consider myself a JDM fan, but this just didn’t turn my crank(shaft)

6. Cadillac CTS-V - My first car was a wagon, it forever ruined the idea of wagons for me.

7. E63 AMG Wagon - As above

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everything else

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22. Hummer H1

23. Nissan Cube

Please, tell me how wrong I am!

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DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun
01/07/2016 at 20:48

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Ferrari 360

R32 GT-R

Range Rover

Lotus Elise

Hummer H1

CTS-V

Everything else


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun
01/07/2016 at 20:48

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The pattern I feel I see here and the things I feel I’ve learned are:

Italian cars are not for normal people, they’re for masochists.

British cars are for middle-class masochists.

Overly-complex modern cars should not be purchased without a warranty.

Japanese cars cause no problems.


Kinja'd!!! gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
01/07/2016 at 20:54

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I guess that means I’m a wannabe middle-class wannabe masochist and I’m okay with this!


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun
01/07/2016 at 20:55

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I liked the Cube Pube.


Kinja'd!!! gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/07/2016 at 20:56

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Yes, I do feel that ranking it lower than the Hummer was a mistake


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
01/07/2016 at 21:20

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I must be a super masochist then...


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun
01/07/2016 at 22:31

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I like British vehicles, too.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > CAR_IS_MI
01/07/2016 at 22:40

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Please elaborate.


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
01/07/2016 at 22:51

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I currently own a 360 modena and a 79 Fiat, and am in the process of buying an S63, plus my Jeep breaks a lot.


Kinja'd!!! FromCanadaWithLove > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun
01/07/2016 at 22:56

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1. Aston Martin V8 Vantage

2. Range Rover

3. Ferrari 360

4. Hummer H1

5. Lotus Elise

6. Nissan Cube

7. Cadillac CTS-V

8. Nissan R32 Skyline

I’d have to disqualify the Mercedes E63. I missed those write-ups.


Kinja'd!!! gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun > FromCanadaWithLove
01/07/2016 at 23:04

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I think he wrote about it in his book, which you’d know if you followed him on twitter ;)


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun
01/08/2016 at 00:52

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Honestly he’s only had two cars that I’ve actually wanted


Kinja'd!!! gawdzillla > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun
01/08/2016 at 07:53

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the wagon(s) should be above the F car


Kinja'd!!! gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun > TheHondaBro
01/08/2016 at 23:23

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Not even vaguely intrigued by the Aston?!


Kinja'd!!! gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun > Dusty Ventures
01/08/2016 at 23:23

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The Aston and the Elise?


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun
01/08/2016 at 23:27

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CTS-V and Elise